My dear Rae, I may be a mere radioactive dinosaur with exceptionally fancy headphones, but I dream of the day a princess as marvelous as yourself might look my way, and smile upon me. You are a true gem among a large amount of various non-gems, and I must confess to being ever so fond of you. I do hope you acquire either Jade or the closest possible alternative, and offer my questionable services in the accomplishment of that task. Love, a secret Nafansaurus. I mean admirer. Fuck.
oh my god